Drums (joke)

An anthropologist was assigned to the deep jungle, where he found a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote site he where he would make

his collections. At noon on the second day of travel up the river they began to hear drums. 'What are those drums?' asked the anthropologist, knowing he was in cannibal country.

The guide turned to him and said 'No worry. Drums OK, but very bad when they stop. 'They both went ghostly pale when the drums suddenly stopped. The guide crouched in the belly of the canoe and covered his ears.

'Do as I do! Very important!'' intoned the guide with great urgency.

'Why? What does this mean?' asked the panicked anthropologist.

'Drums stop! Next come guitar solo!'

close. 'bass solo' is the punch line for this old joke.

Phil Lesh opened with this one at the Warfield in July.

And the drummer would still be in there if the convertible top hadn't been down.

Why are all drummer jokes one-liners?

So bass players can understand them.

Well, if we're re-issuing old jokes... How can you tell there's a drummer at your door? The knocking speeds up. And how can you tell a singer is at your door? He doesn't know when to come in. [stop while ahead]

Q. So what happens next? A. You open the door and pay for your pizza.

Mike

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..and can't find the right key.